I make lists – and sometimes they’re really weird!

In order to respond to a particularly witty Tweet from a friend, it was necessary to make a list of possible replies. A week later, this list looks rather poetic, even if it was just a list of things I’d consider get fucked by and the steps I might need to take in order to survive them!

Loofah, courgette, corn cob and Volvo.
When I’ve snorted charlie,
Or maybe had a skin full.

Sink plunger, army, the navy or Santa.
If I’ve swallowed mandy,
Or maybe had a brandy.

Turkey baster, fence post, sweet corn and racquette.
Even when I’m sober,
Or if it’s on a Wednesday.

Look, I never claimed to be Byron ok!

About severin

Nobody special and what I write might not be to everyone's taste - it tends to be a bit naughty. so you've been warned.
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3 Responses to I make lists – and sometimes they’re really weird!

  1. TemptingSweets99 says:

    LOL! It IS a rather poetic and amusing-sounding list.

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