1 And verily it was said, that Severin was that most goodly of boys. A most pure and holy of Saints.
2 And it was also said, that upon this day, women would fall before him and venerate that most Holy of Organs until they were anointed with the Holy Seed of redemption. And he didst look down and saw that it was good.
3 But lo, The Misguided Ones didst rise up to slay the most Saintly One, but the Sun shone upon the Righteous that day and the bearer of the Holy Seed didst rejoice and was plentiful.
4 For he dwelt amongst the lowliest of tarts and sinners, for there he found those in most need of his ministry.
5 And there too he sought comfort and succour.
6 And the virgins didst anoint and tend to his mozzy bites – oh, and it hurts a bit down there too.