Picture the scene if you will. Me, naked, sitting outside, at the naturist club, eating lunch. It’s a lovely day. A Monday, to be precise. The birds are singing. The flowers are in bloom. The traffic is too distant to hear. Just the sounds of nature fill the air. Until …
ME : Oh no, i think i’ve just been stung on my cock by a wasp!
HER : Well i’d better boil some water then!
Where does it say that the established first aid remedy for a wasp sting is to plunge the affected area into boiling water???!!!!
P.S. This is the correct and only version of this episode. Any other versions are entirely without merit and are unauthorised.