Do you keep falling asleep in meetings?

This has been around for a long time, but still relevant today.

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings, lectures and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here’s a way to change all of that :

1. Before (or during) the next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″ x 5″ is a good size. Divide the square into columns – five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block :
Synergy, Strategic fit, Core competencies, Best practice, Bottom line, Revisit, Expeditious, To tell you the truth (or “the truth is), 24/7, Out of the loop, Benchmark, Value-added, Proactive, Win-win, Think outside the box, Fast track, Result-driven, Knowledge base, At the end of the day, Touch base, Mindset, Client focus(ed), Paradigm, Game plan, Leverage.

3. Now tick off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words / phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

About severin

Nobody special and what I write might not be to everyone's taste - it tends to be a bit naughty. so you've been warned.
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