List five (5) things you have done that other people probably have not done.
- Massaged a human heart, by hand, inside a woman’s chest to keep it going during surgery.
- Manoeuvred a Boeing 747 without hitting anything too important.
- Made the Queen laugh through the use of PowerPoint.
- Been held by the KGB in London (remember them)?
- Had my boy-cunt fucked by one of these. And one of these. Ok and one of these too.
List five (5) things you have not done that other people probably have done.
- Been arrested (hey the KGB doesn’t count).
- Had a child.
- Made any sort of success of my life.
- Been liked.
Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you’ve ever seen?
- Being overtaken on the motorway, by a Fire Brigade rescue boat.
Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?
- What, you didn’t think the sweetcorn was kinky enough? Well how about sitting in a meeting with the Queen and fantasising about going over her knee? No? Well in that case I guess it’ll have to be being taken around a fetish club by my then Domme and whored out.