Tag Archives: humour

How to be the perfect submissive

Hello readers, or as I like to call you, disciples. For a very long time now, as I have travelled the land spreading my wisdom and experience, many thousands of submissives have repeatedly come up to me and asked “How … Continue reading

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Should a slut be tamed?

As my life progresses, one thing is becoming increasingly clear, both to me and to those who know me intimately – I am getting sluttier. Now that could be due to one or more of several factors. For instance it … Continue reading

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Where should I put my cock?

As some of you know, I am occasionally misunderstood and mistaken for a naughty boy who, for some unknown reason, needs to be spanked. I therefore have to suffer the indignity, the humiliation and the inconvenience of being put across … Continue reading

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When we fuck, I want it to be good for you

Yes. When we fuck, I want it to be the best that it can be for you. I want to make you scream so loudly that your throat is sore for weeks and finally when they have to take your … Continue reading

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Mummy look, I’m a (working) tag cloud!

Photograph and HTML, © Faile, 2012 This is what happens when you let your Domme take you out into the garden, sit you down on a comfy cushion and tie your arms and legs. She gets her new set of … Continue reading

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The Naming of Dommes

The Naming Of Dommes by SaintSeverin (with more than a little help from T. S. Eliot) The Naming of Dommes is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your grovelling games; You may think at first I’m as thick … Continue reading

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The ass, the sweetcorn and the two Presidents

Now I’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do this, but apparently if you do a Google image search for “man with sweetcorn up his ass”, this (or similar) is the screen that you get. One of those … Continue reading

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So boys and girls ARE different

Ever since Sally P crawled underneath the toilet door to watch me having a tinkle in the boys’ toilet at school when I was four years old, I have suspected that there might be one or two subtle differences between … Continue reading

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Dear Dorothy

I have over the years, read many of the letters which you have answered through your personal advice column. The assistance and suggestions which you have rendered to those poor retched souls who write these desperate letters has been heart-warming. … Continue reading

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Oral satisfaction – and at a very reasonable price!

The lady that provided me with oral satisfaction today, was quite young, maybe 18 or 19 years old. She was well presented with neat, short hair and a most pleasing manner about her. Clearly this was a service which she … Continue reading

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