Tag Archives: humour

How to be the perfect submissive

Hello readers, or as I like to call you, disciples. For a very long time now, as I have travelled the land spreading my wisdom and experience, many thousands of submissives have repeatedly come up to me and asked “How … Continue reading

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Should a slut be tamed?

As my life progresses, one thing is becoming increasingly clear, both to me and to those who know me intimately – I am getting sluttier. Now that could be due to one or more of several factors. For instance it … Continue reading

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Where should I put my cock?

As some of you know, I am occasionally misunderstood and mistaken for a naughty boy who, for some unknown reason, needs to be spanked. I therefore have to suffer the indignity, the humiliation and the inconvenience of being put across … Continue reading

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When we fuck, I want it to be good for you

Yes. When we fuck, I want it to be the best that it can be for you. I want to make you scream so loudly that your throat is sore for weeks and finally when they have to take your … Continue reading

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Mummy look, I’m a (working) tag cloud!

Photograph and HTML, © Faile, 2012 This is what happens when you let your Domme take you out into the garden, sit you down on a comfy cushion and tie your arms and legs. She gets her new set of … Continue reading

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The Naming of Dommes

The Naming Of Dommes by SaintSeverin (with more than a little help from T. S. Eliot) The Naming of Dommes is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your grovelling games; You may think at first I’m as thick … Continue reading

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The ass, the sweetcorn and the two Presidents

Now I’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do this, but apparently if you do a Google image search for “man with sweetcorn up his ass”, this (or similar) is the screen that you get. One of those … Continue reading

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