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Tag Archives: masturbation
Cometh the year, cometh the men. And the women. But how many?
Today I got thinking about orgasms, like one does. I wonder how many times I orgasm in a year, I thought. I wonder how frequent that is and what the standard deviation might be. I wonder who they are with? I … Continue reading
Posted in Erotica, sex
Tagged blog, database, Excel, masturbation, MySql, orgasm, spreadsheet, whore
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Wow. Just when does one’s sexuality stop evolving?
Now before you dive right in here, you should know a couple of things. Firstly this blog post may well fall into your category of “Too Much Information” and secondly, I am not a young boy any more. Even the period … Continue reading
Our rules
Isn’t it funny how coincidences come together? A few days ago Mistress asked me to write out a list of what I thought our rules were and this morning I read this post about a submissive wife’s rules, which is … Continue reading
Posted in Adult, bdsm, Personal
Tagged ass, bdsm, blog, cake, cunt, masturbation, nudity, orgasm, relationships, sex, slut, strap-on, submission, whore
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I am laying out in the field, sunbathing naked, enjoying the warm breeze on my body, when I suddenly notice a mixed group of guys and girls standing over me. Without saying a word, the girls start wanking the boys … Continue reading
From our casefiles …
When Colin first came to us for help, none of us could quite believe the nightmare that he’d been living. Such was the horror of the awful events that he gradually shared with us, that many of our own staff, … Continue reading
So boys and girls ARE different
Ever since Sally P crawled underneath the toilet door to watch me having a tinkle in the boys’ toilet at school when I was four years old, I have suspected that there might be one or two subtle differences between … Continue reading
TMI Tuesday – August 9th 2011
Firstly, if you’ve no idea what this is all about, then you might want to click on this logo over here on the right. Secondly, I don’t normally do these multi-question type things, or the tune a day for a … Continue reading
Review: Emerald Explorer
(Warning: Contains filth, smut and mucky pictures) I recently received an Emerald Explorer glass anal toy from EdenFantasys.com in exchange for an honest review. I was not required to give it a positive review. This review is long overdue. I … Continue reading
A different kind of threesome
The ‘phone call started innocently enough. We hadn’t talked for oh, several hours and we needed to hear each other’s voices again. There was a lot to talk about, feelings to explore, worries to allay and plans to make. And … Continue reading
Do Not Disturb : Masturbation in Progress
Now as one or two dear listeners might already know, I’m not a great fan of masturbation for the sake of it. I’m not your average wanker (oh shut up, yes i know exactly what you’re all saying). No, i’m … Continue reading
Posted in Adult, sex
Tagged Ikea, Massachusetts, masturbation, Nantucket, orgasm, PowerPoint
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